literally how do you get where you are with little to no outstanding talent and think that you can just do and say whatever and still have a successful career like who is out here giving you passes because you’re ~Lily Allen~
does lily allen not have a pr team
i think i just lost two hours of time
Things I wish my mom had told me:
- To play DS games on a 3DS without it looking like a blurry mess, press select while booting up a game. That will shrink the game down to it’s original resolution.
I wonder if Eidos Montreal has any idea what they’ve done to a large slice of gamers by putting so much of the damn focus on Garrett’s hands.
I mean, it’s a game about petty theft and breaking and entering: of course they need to show the protagonists hands. Prying open windows, picking locks, snatching up every gleaming metal object in a room: a first-person looter without hands in 2014 would be silly.
But, good god, did you have to spend that much time lovingly detailing every flick and twitch and arch and slide of those long fingers as they delicately fondle art and books and jewels, or showcasing the firm grip he has when climbing ropes and gripping the claw or blackjack? Did you have to give us such a long sequence of those slender hands when he admires a new brooch for his collection, with that final flick of his wrist as he pockets his new possession? Did you really, really have to include the way he uses those hands to guide himself around boxes and crates, before getting a sure grip on those heavy beams and levering them quietly but firmly out of his way?
Did you? DID YOU?
Because if you didn’t have to, but went ahead anyway…
From the bottom of my heart.
i’m watching the local news and they’re showing a report on mardi gras and talking to ppl in new orleans about how they’re celebrating in spite of the rainy and awful weather
and this white girl was complaining about how she made up her whole face to look like a geisha but the rain washed it all off
and i’m like
"this rain came from marie laveau"
U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense